The Shahanshah is here... for you!

I'd like to welcome you to the world's first and greatest mixed martial arts blog, Omicron Persei 8, and possibly the most sensual, why not? Kakutogi, pankration, ultimate fighting, the sport goes by many names... actually that is probably all the names it is called... but be you Japanese, an ancient Greek zombie, or a stupid, uniformed guy who I hate, this is the place, or a place for you to read about how great and smart I am.

I'm Alejandro, world's sexiest MMA fan, and it's time for me say the same thing I just said in a cooler, more different way. Things need two introductions to be great, MMA confuses and frightens you but Papa has you (I like to refer to myself as papa) and will guide you through every counter right hook, standing switch, hip escape, powerbomb, and rape choke.

Before I lose interest in this blog and never post on it again let me just say that Brock Lesnar has AIDS.

With that out of the way let me say some crap about UFC 107. It was a solid event, the best event in months for the UFC which has been snake bitten for most of the year with injuries. Every favorite won and most of them in convincing fashion, it's going to be the last time you'll see BJ Penn as a -265 favorite, the line should have been closer to -350 or -400, there was no road map for Sanchez to win, in no area is he superior to Penn aside from being a raging mongloid. BJ, without question shortened the career of Diego Sanchez, he had to have landed 15 unanswered, megaton bombs to Diego's walnut-sized brain in the first minute of the fight. BJ Penn beat Diego Sanchez into another race, he looked like an Asian with Downs Syndrome at the official decision. Penn also, apparently, hit Diego in the face with a shovel, as he opened up a huge gash on the Nightmare's forehead. If you peered into the breach in Diego's head you could see old Bosco cartoons playing on loop.

(Edit: Ivan is right this blog needs a horrifying picture)




In sum, Penn toyed with Diego and took zero damage in 5 rounds, he socked him but good, just disintigrated his takedown attempts (which became uncreative and desperate as the fight went ont), and end up giving him brain damage and scar tissue that will cost Sanchez at least one more fight in his career. Penn if he so desires can rule the division for years, there is no one on the UFC roster that can usurp him. Any hope of dethroning Penn has to come from without, from an import from Dream or Sengoku or from the 145 ranks of the WEC. Jose Aldo vs. The Prodigy is a mega fight everyone would want to see, especially over Frankie Edgar or Gray Maynard.

There were other fights on the card but they weren't that interesting and I'm tired and hungry. Fare the well, readers. Merry Christmas!